Fair is fair. In Taiwanglish, I made fun of how silly attempted English can sound when tried by a not-yet-fluent speaker. Now it's the Chinese language's turn. I have been learning Chinese. I recently learned how to set up my home PC so that I can input traditional Chinese characters by typing in Pin Yin romanization letters. I've been trying to impress my fiancé by starting to correspond in Chinese. My fiancé (who is Taiwanese) recently wrote back asking that I send an English version of what I was trying to say. Here's why:

Hello, My Beautiful Love,

You are good, I beautiful,

I now understand how to use my computer so that I can see your words

I nearly had understood how uses my computer therefore I can look at your shoe

I'm sorry if my Chinese has mistakes. This language is new and also I am typing.

To does not eat if my Chinese has the mistake. This Hua Shihhsin nucleus I also am truncating.

My love, I think I understood some of what you wrote, but not all.

I thought I move certainly you to thank the character, but always

One sentence I understand is that I love you very, very, very, very much, and I want to be with you my whole [life].

A trustee I understood when I like you very very very very celebrating me to want to be many I with you [life].

I want for us to talk [soon], and often.

I want us to say [soon], frequently

I love you so much, my love.

I good love you, my love.

Your David

You greatly are