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Essays · Poetry · Comedy · Art · Video | summer 2021 | |
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The moocat has just arisen from an 8-year nap. Not surprising, as cats spend 80% of their time sleeping. And mooocat has only been around nearly two decades (more on that in August!). For this nap-waking party, the moocat has chosen merely to display all the contents that have been shared here since August 2001, except travelogs, which are still being reviewed. Here, on this one page, are the entire non-travelog contents of moocat.net, from September 2001 to the present day. Billions of people have benefited from the gentle mind-rides provided herein, albeit, indirectly. And what's that ghostly American flag at the top of the left nav in the oldest articles? Moocat was born one month before 9/11, and when that horrific day came, I had to do something to Keep the Faith with my beloved native country. So I created the "show the flag" functionality. Still works, but not perfectly placed. Note to past contributors: In preparing all the work on this site, I had to go through each one, looking for now-broken links (or working links that now point to an unintended page. In doing so, I had to remove a number of such links, and I replaced a few with close, relevant pages. If you'd like to change those, please contact me directly. Enjoy! Essays
Sitting with Mama - An all-too matter-of-fact account of the author's experience of the last 7 hours of his mother's life. Maria - They all lived Cajun-style, in the same yard, so Maria's whole life was within a 40-arpent plot of land... Nine Crossings - On an unexpected life of long-term travel and the loss of loved ones in the home country. Mama and Her Figs - A Cajun memoir about one of the most delicious aspects of growing up on the bayou. The Fallopian Chronicles, part IV -
She said she'd let me push two more times and left. With the next push, she ran inside and said we had to do a C-section... I trusted her and that was that. Why I Toast - I've come to understand that there are many dense layers underlying my passion for toast. Why I Toast, II - I don't toast. I never did toast much -- never was what you'd call a bread person. Why I Toast, III - Reverend Doughboy had no answer, and became so overwrought that he resigned his teaching post and spent his days wailing and rolling about in pig dung. The Electric Scooter and the Fall of Dot-Com -
Whatever happened to all that lovely hippie shit? The Fallopian Chronicles, part II - We went out for Italian food and a movie and had a solid discussion on the real possibility that we were never going to have kids. The Fallopian Chronicles, part III - All I could think of was, I'm going to have a son that will someday forgo good sense for idiotic thrills like surfing or skiing -- even with hepatitis threats. Strange Bedfellow - "There's poo in the bed," I whispered, shaking her shoulder in the dark. Almost Equal - "On my way out, a gay couple was sitting on the steps of City Hall, defeated. A Difficult Day - A chilling excerpt form the memoir of Kenya Prach, a Cambodian man who survived the Killing Fields of the Khmer Rouge, as told to David Grayson. Phantom Lover: Ode to Leslie Cheung - A detailed tribute that pays homage to the fallen star with a plethora of photos and an extensive retelling of his film career. I Am Salad - That is, according to Taiwan's National Health Care System. The Fallopian Chronicles, Part I - "Truthfully, I wanted to get pregnant by some happy accident and deal with things as they arose. Instead, I have to try and make something happen: I'm trying to control destiny. I've never been very good at this." Taiwanglish - "This is goods for those who wish to enjoy simple and rational lives waste basket and flower pot." If you were confused by that sentence, read on. Childhood's End - A native Florida gal's memoir of her long-time feud with her childhood nemesis, and how the story ends. Psychic Friends - While hubbie's away, she held her first-ever slumber party, with just the (adult) girls. The psychic-for-hire was just the dash of added fun Martha Stewart would never have thought of. Life in the Time of SARS - My experience of living through the time of SARS in one of the hardest-hit countries.
Waiting for the Goddess - Awaiting news of a cancer diagnosis Roswell My Eye: A UFO Hoax - "To say there were flaws in the finished product would be generous. The Mylar was torn in places. The fishing line was perfectly visible. One friend remarked that the ship from Plan Nine from Outer Space could take this thing out with one hit...." (I Can't Get No) Catisfaction - "My wife yells at the cats, I yell at her to ask her if she is yelling at me, she yells at me to be quiet so she can yell at the cats. The cats yell for any number of reasons...." My Laramie Project - In which I unearth the disturbingly profound truth... that I'm a lousy investigative reporter. Stopping on the Street for Coltrane: A Real Latter Day Saint - The guy in front of me had to sit in a very strange position so he could play his trombone and not sock the guy in front of him in the head. At the altar was a drummer, pianist, bassist, and bongo drummer, and this church was ROCKIN. Whither Moocat? - Now it can be told: the truth, the whole truth, and then some... Happy Palindrome! - Two-thousand two is, in fact, the first 4-digit palindromic year
since 1991... which calendar wins as the oldest possible one to use? Happy Tiger, Everyone - An appreciation of Oakland's Chinatown Tourist for a Day - Local girl makes like a tourist in her own town, for one interesting afternoon
Geography as Destiny - On not being there... "Bastards" and "Sons-of-a-Bitch" - "there's this interesting trend I've noticed... That is, using the words "bastard" and "son-of-a-bitch" is now considered not only civil, but almost a
patriotic act..." Watching the Pentagon Burn - a first-hand report of the terrible recent events in Arlington, VA, by a noted playwright and Arlington resident. Communing with Mama - an earlier wandering on the experience of being unemployed. back to top of essays | back to top of page VideosMainland Murmurs (1:41) A trailer for a fictional movie, this short video captures a few glimpses of life in Nanjing and Shanghai that the CCP would prefer you didn't see. Next to Heaven Episode #8 (1:01), Episode #16 (2:24) Two selections from the Arlington Virginia-based videographer's current experimental project, Next to Heaven. Crosswords Brunch (15:48) Follow me on a lazy Sunday in October 2005 as I wander from my apartment through my noisy Taipei neighborhood and into a local comfort zone for some (sort of) Western-style food and a nice English-language crossword puzzle.
Ai-Guo Making Sandwiches (7:29) Taken while I was an English teacher working out of a school in Shu Lin, a poorer outer suburb of taipei. I used to get my evening meal from this sandwich seller who set up his mobile booth near the train station. As you'll see, he's a very nice guy, and my Chinese was very elementary then. back to top of Videos | back to top of page Poetry
Infinity, David Grayson
Emailing the Dead, David Saia
Sand Shark, Kim Cochran
Grandma Said, Kim Cochran
Americat, Keith Ekiss Moe Howard Considers the Death of His Brother, Curly, Jim Henley
The Inside Scoop, David Grayson Nativity, Li-Young Lee I Ask My Mother To Sing, Li-Young Lee The Absence of Colours, in the World of Colours, Rati Saxena
Peepshow Kleenex, Susan Borie Chambers
Lacing Your Shoes: Haiku and the Everyday
, David Grayson, Dec 2001 Four Haiku, David Grayson Smoking Haiku, Lynn Landry
The Keeper, dsaia, Dec 2001
december 13, 2001, dsaia, Dec 2001 Memento Mori, Bruce Fleming, Nov 2001
Arrival, Don Gordon, Aug 2001 Victim o' Soikumstance, dsaia, Dec 1989
Questions for Understanding Martins Ferry, Ohio, dsaia, Apr 2001
This Is Just To Tell You, dsaia, Oct 1984 Not-Cat (and what-not), dsaia, May 1988 back to top of Poetry | back to top of page Comedy
English-hua
Papa Loves Mambo MS-GOV
Krawkawkaw Gives a Little
Letters to Dr. Klaww Letter from the Hall of Justice An Invitation to be Keynote Speaker More KLAWWrespondence
Gajandra and the Curse of the Six Monkeys Gajandra and the Eating Lesson A Moment of Self-Doubt Gajandra and the Great Rumble Gajandra and the Problem with Sa-Noor back to top of Comedy | back to top of page Art
Portraits by John Guillory
Digi-Art From Bruce Dene Death of The Bayou
Drawings by Robin Liu
Dave's Corner
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